Vocabulary

* Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

*Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

*College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

*Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

*Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us... except that he got caught.

*Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

*Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

*Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

*Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*Father: A banker provided by nature.

*Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

*Office: A place where you can relax after your

 strenuous home life.

*Optimist: A person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says in midway "See I'm not injured yet."

*Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

*Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to

 be spoken of when he is dead.

*Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

*Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.

*Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.