A Cowboy..

A Cowboy..

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a restaurant for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.

When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the restaurant, handily flipped his gun into the air,caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully.

No one answered.

"All right, I'm gonna have another drink, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another drink, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the

post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The garcon wandered out of the restaurant and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."