·  A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife said the reason has to be because  a woman has to say everything twice. The husband then turned to his wife  and asked, "What?"

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·  A housewife walked into her kitchen to see her husband with a fly swatter in his hand. She asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" He responded, "Oh, just swatting flies." She asked. "Killing any?" He responded, Yes,  I  got 3 males and 2 females!" "Good", she said, and turned to walk away. But  then a puzzling thought overcame her and she turned back towards her husband and asked, "Honey, how could you tell the sex of the flies?" He  responded, "Well, 3 were on the coffee cup and 2 were on the phone."

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