Husband Shopping Center

"Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose

from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors,

with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the

floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you

must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you

couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

FIRST FLOOR: the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love

kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not

having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

SECOND FLOOR says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are

extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I wonder what's

further up?".

THIRD FLOOR: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good

looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And

so again, they go up.

FOURTH FLOOR: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely

good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong and sympathetic hreart,

they often bring home gifts for their wife and children."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!"

FIFTH FLOOR: sign on door said: "This floor is just to prove that women

are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"