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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple
drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier
discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the
wife replied, 'in-laws.'
W O R D S
A husband
read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a
man's 15,000.
The wife
replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to men...
CREATION
A man said
to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to
explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be
attracted to you!'
The Silent
Treatment
A man and
his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at
5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
9:00
AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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