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Funny Quotes

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in

 trouble again.

 Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

 Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

 Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

 Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

 The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the

 stupidity of your action.

 Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while

 you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying

 it.