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Husband:
Do you know the meaning of W I F E?
It means, Without Information,Fighting Everytime!
Wife:
No darling, it means,With IdiotFor Ever
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Wife:
I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband:
I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor:
Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills..
Wife:
When must I give them to him?
Doctor:
They are for you
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Wife:
I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband:
You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband:
Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife:
Why Three?
Husband:
For you and your parents
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Wife:
What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband:
A lovely Push...!!!
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Q:
What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A:
Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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