Interesting Quotes



Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
James Thurber