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Television is a
medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he
is a baby.
Natalie Wood
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you
lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm
not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
annoy me.
Fred Allen
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand
more."
James Thurber
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