Television is a
medium because anything well done is rare.
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he
is a baby.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm
not sure about the universe.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand