To Be 6 again



A  man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching  his  wife,  who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since  her birthday was not
far  off he asked what she'd like to
have  for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied,  still looking in  the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose  early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took  her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the  park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the  Screaming Roller  Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the  theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside  
down. He then took her to  a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a  
chocolate  shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a  soda pop, and her favorite candy,  
M&M's. What a fabulous  adventure!

Finally  she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed  

He  leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what  was it like being six

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression  suddenly changed.

'I  meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The  moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna  
get it  wrong.