A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well
Dear, what was it like being six
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.