Time
Sheet
It
has come to our attention
recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that
specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code
5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during
your unproductive time. Attached below is a sheet specifying a
tentative extended job code list based on our observations of
employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with a fair
amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive
time. Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let us
know about any difficulties you encounter.
Thank you,
Accounting
Attached: Extended Job-Code List
Code Description
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5316
-
Useless Meeting
5317 -
Obstructing
Communications at Meeting
5318 -
Trying to Sound Knowledgeable
While in Meeting
5319 -
Waiting for Break
5320 -
Waiting for Lunch
5321 -
Waiting for End of Day
5322 -
Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker
5323 -
Vicious Verbal
Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker is Not Present
5393 -
Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend
5400 -
Trying to
Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning
5401 -
Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid
5402 -
Trying
to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
5481 -
Buying
Snack
5482 -
Eating Snack
5500 -
Filling Out
Timesheet
5501 -
Inventing Timesheet Entries
5502 -
Waiting for Something to Happen
5503 -
Scratching Yourself
5504 -
Sleeping
5510 -
Feeling Bored
5511 -
Feeling Horny
5600 -
Complaining About Lousy Job
5601 -
Complaining About Low Pay
5602 -
Complaining About Long
Hours
5603 -
Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322
& #5323)
5604 -
Complaining About Boss
5605 -
Complaining About Personal Problems
5640 -
Miscellaneous
Unproductive Complaining
5701 -
Not Actually Present At Job
5702 -
Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu
6102 -
Ordering
Out
6103 -
Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 -
Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 -
Using Company Resources
for Personal Profit
6201 -
Stealing Company Goods
6202 -
Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
6203 -
Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
6204 -
Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell
Stolen Company
Goods
6205 -
Hiding from Boss
6206 -
Gossip
6207 -
Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 -
Feeling Sorry For Yourself
6211 -
Updating Resume
6212 -
Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter
6213 -
Out
of Office on Interview
6221 -
Pretending to Work While Boss Is
Watching
6222 -
Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
6223 -
Pretending You Like Coworker
6224 -
Pretending You Like Important
People When in Reality They Are Jerks
6238 -
Miscellaneous
Unproductive Fantasizing
6350 -
Playing Pranks on the New
Guy/Girl
6601 -
Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code
#6603)
6602 -
Complaining
6603 -
Writing a Book on
Company Time
6611 -
Staring Into Space
6612 -
Staring
At Computer Screen
6615 -
Transcendental Meditation
6969 -
Beating off in Broom Closet
7281 -
Extended Visit to the
Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7400 -
Talking With Divorce Lawyer
on Phone
7401 -
Talking With Plumber on Phone
7402 -
Talking With Dentist on Phone
7403 -
Talking With Doctor on
Phone
7404 -
Talking With Masseuse on Phone
7405 -
Talking With House Painter on Phone
7406 -
Talking With Personal
Therapist on Phone
7419 -
Talking With Miscellaneous Paid
Professional on Phone
7425 -
Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on
Phone
7931 -
Asking Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit
Activity
8000 -
Recreational Drug Use
8001 -
Non-Recreational Drug Use
8002 -
Liquid Lunch
8100 -
Reading e-mail
8102 -
Laughing while reading
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